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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Aerosmith: Draw The Line


AEROSMITH: DRAW THE LINE (1977)

1) Draw The Line; 2) I Wanna Know Why; 3) Critical Mass; 4) Get It Up; 5) Bright Light Fright; 6) Kings And Queens; 7) The Hand That Feeds; 8) Sight For Sore Eyes; 9) Milk Cow Blues.

Some of the juiciest records in rock happen to be «crash albums» — made during that one parti­cular period where everything is falling apart under the pressure of too much fame, too intense tou­ring, too stubborn record company executives, too stressed personal relations, and, of course, way too many samples of heavy substances. It is completely unethical to expect such albums from your favourite artists — comparable to expecting extra profits from your plantations once you really start putting the whip to those lazy slave bastards — but, after all, no pain, no gain.

On the other hand, not everyone is entitled to a proper «crash album». You cannot be talentless (no one will give a damn about your going down if you never truly went up in the first place), and you have to time it carefully — not too soon, because that would be sort of pretentious («who do they think they are? one platinum album and they're already snorting more coke than my wife does at our home parties?»), and not too late, because if you do it past your creative prime, the re­sults will almost certainly be so pitiful that you won't be able to inspire even one future ge­ne­ration of heroin ad­dicts.

Considering all these things, Draw The Line is one of the absolute best crash albums that can be found on the market. It's just like Rocks, only with the polar signs reversed: same sound, utterly different side effects. An album that the band didn't really feel like recording (not the «proper» way that the studio expected it to be recorded, anyway), but plowed on regardless. They were still young and brawny, already professional, and completely wasted, and Draw The Line is like a reckless, totally drugged out party, with the level of self-exposure reaching up to the skies.

Think of this: Draw The Line is the only Aerosmith album not to feature even a single ballad — meaning that the band really put the commercially-oriented department of their collective brain on hold. The sequencing is about as abysmal as the ugly band caricature on the album sleeve: in­stead of elegantly closing the record with another gentlemanly goodbye like 'Home Tonight', they shut it off with a rippin' version of 'Milk Cow Blues', a blues-standard-turned-rock'n'roll that used to serve as a great album opener (e. g. The Kink Kontroversy). The mix, overall, is as muddy and dirty as the one on Exile On Main St., to which the album is often compared. No wonder that ninety-nine percent of the critics either slammed the record completely upon release, stating that the Aerosmith miracle was over, or grudgingly acknowledged this to be «the beginning of the end». Which it was, of course, but could we have two of those, please?

From the opening power chords, slide intro, and massive, unforgettable riff of the title track, and right to the very end Draw The Line rocks just like Rocks. Not all the songs are expertly written, but neither is this a songwriting disaster, as some claim. 'Draw The Line' did not become Aero­smith's last major Seventies' hit for nothing — Perry's melody ranks up there with their finest. On 'Get It Up', he effortlessly switches from rootsy slide to growling funky metal over the course of one and the same riff; how cool is that? And 'Sight For Sore Eyes' is their most exciting venture into the realm of sweet sleazy funk.

That said, it is true that the groove is more important for Draw The Line than the chord sequen­ces. Perry's hoodlum chops have gotten even hoodlum-er, and he offers us yet another proof to being the American counterpart of Keith Richards — by getting one vocal solo spot per album on an entirely self-written song, showing that he has got no singing voice whatsoever, and still so­me­how getting by merely on the convincing strength of the performance ('Bright Light Fright', a song that, in 1977, he could have easily donated to Keith and no one would have noticed: "It's the dawn of the day, and I'm crashed and I'm smashed, as it is I'm feeling like my chips are cashed"). Whitford, unabashed, adds light and color to Perry's gloom, more responsible for the party spirit of the album than anyone else. And Tyler, never forgetting how to pharyngealize on key, delivers some of the most piercing screaming of his career, be it in the climactic verse of 'Draw The Line' or on the rabid screaming of "daaaahhhctor, daaahhhctor, pleaaaaahse!" in 'The Hand That Feeds' (a much-maligned song, by the way, but which I have always liked for its sheer madness).

Stuck in the middle of this debacle is 'Kings And Queens', a song that shows exactly how crazy they were at that time — to the point of writing an amateurish prog-rock epic! If the rest of the album fit in relatively well with the angry punk explosion of 1977 (closing our eyes on a total lack of the «socially conscious» factor), 'Kings And Queens' singlehandedly aligned them with the rest of the dragons that the Pistols were out there to slay. For a reputation-killing five minutes, Tyler withdraws from the party and dreams about how cool it must have been when «long ago in days untold...» there used to be knights, maidens, swords, Vikings, might and magic, but — wha­d­daya know — "Lordy, they died". There are pianos, too, and synthesizers, and ultra-serious ba­cking vocals, and epic instrumental passages (at one point, an alarm siren goes off for about thirty seconds, probably to warn us all of the impending death of everyone and everything).

In a way, this is even more ridiculous than classic Uriah Heep material, but this is where the po­wer of context comes into play: the sheer weirdness of hearing this in between 'Bright Light Fright' and 'The Hand That Feeds' adds a pinch of surprise value. Had they written it four years before and placed it on the same record with 'Dream On', this might have been judged as a corny, disgusting move (young ambitious whippersnappers who think that rock music cannot be taken seriously unless it is «serious», i. e. telling people about St. George and the dragon); on Draw The Line, it is like a bizarre, unpredictable action of a mental patient. (And it is not all that bad from a melodical standpoint, either — there, now I've said it).

If I were a professional determinist, I would probably set out to prove the theory that, after Draw The Line, the band had but two choices: within a decade, either all of its members, or, at least, the «Toxic Twins» of Tyler and Perry would be dead from various drug- or drink-related ac­cidents, or they would have to end up with Permanent Vacation. Their taking the latter choice was depressing for us true grit lovers, but sane and healthy for them, and, like all good Samari­tans, we must be happy for their corporal and mental regeneration. The good news is, we don't ne­cessarily have to participate in it. If the price for this breathtaking exploration of The Lower Depths with Draw The Line were Desmond Child and Diane Warren, I'm willing to take it, be­cause Diane Warrens will come and go, but "Checkmate, honey, beat you at your own damn ga­me, no dice honey, I'm livin' on the astral plane" will stay forever. Resumé: with the brain shut off completely, annihilated by the vile flank assault of 'Kings And Queens', the heart takes center stage and issues the album a thumbs up from its very bottom.

5 comments:

  1. Dean the Non-Drugged-out-Rocker LaCapraraNovember 8, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    Hard to fanthom critics or fans preferring junk like these musical geniuses' post-1985 albums (except Get a Grip, which is still worse overall than almost everything A.Smith did addicted to everything) over this classic piece of hard rock/boogie metal.
    Love opening barrage, probably their best song ever to be honest. Most of the overlooked second half also rules; even "Kings and Queens" is bearable since the band & producer sound like they still care. Also, check out unreleased pieces from this era on Pandora's Box: a must-have of 1970s + early '80s rock 'n' roll ever had one.

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  2. Ah, Kings and Queens is a fun song, not very hard, just mid-tempo, hardly hardrock, but entirely enjoyable, well written as it is. Indeed it's hard to believe that this gang of party goers could pull off such a pretentious song ánd not fall flat on their face. But they delivered.

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  3. This album is a mess, but somehow manages not to get overbearing, unlike some of KISS's output. And in a sense manages to be even better than rocks, by not relying too much on endless repetition of simplistic riffs and having a more "in your face" sound. But still has its defects, like the sluggish pace at which most of the tracks run, surely something to be pinned down at drugs.

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  5. " It's just like Rocks, only with the polar signs reversed: same sound, utterly different side effects. "
    Definitely, and if it wasn't for a few weaker songs, it would be just as good as Rocks. Another thing I would like to comment upon is the universal critical hatred for the album. I mean, if the band hit their stride with Rocks, they weren't going to suddenly just completely tank right? The critical hatred was completely unfounded because most artists don't just hit a peak and then suddenly lose it. When you have acquired your edge, the edge doesn't suddenly just disapear.

    "Think of this: Draw The Line is the only Aerosmith album not to feature even a single ballad — meaning that the band really put the commercially-oriented department of their collective brain on hold."
    Which also makes it a bit better in my opinion. Aerosmith on this album too the grit of their sound to the extreme, and it totally worked.

    ". The sequencing is about as abysmal as the ugly band caricature on the album sleeve"
    OK, it isn't that bad George. Yeah maybe Milk Cow Blues was not the best way to close out, but the rest of the sequencing is just fine. I cannot find a single other moment where the sequencing was just abysmal.

    " 'Draw The Line' did not become Aero­smith's last major Seventies' hit for nothing — Perry's melody ranks up there with their finest"
    I wish you talked a bit about the song, I think it might be their finest work. I think what they started with Toys hit the peak on that song, where the psychedelic feeling of pure intoxication with the grit is complete. It is the most invigorating song in the catalog, and everything from the hazy guitar to the maniacal scream to the gutsy rhythm, it is a total masterpiece. It just shows that how talented they were when they weren't crazy about commercial success, and songs like these are why I have no shame confessing to loving everything they did in 1974-1977.

    "On 'Get It Up', he effortlessly switches from rootsy slide to growling funky metal over the course of one and the same riff; how cool is that?"
    That song is just awesome George, the riff is so cool! I agree! I agree!

    "That said, it is true that the groove is more important for Draw The Line than the chord sequen­ces."
    Agreed, and actually the biggest problem of the record. The weaker numbers are often saved by Tyler or Perry, but the lack of interesting melodies and concentration hurts the album a bit.

    "Their taking the latter choice was depressing for us true grit lovers"
    Truly, I really wish they chose this route and continued on it. Maybe they could have created an album that surpassed Rocks in quality. But you're right, that would be unethical to wish for such a thing.

    Excellent review George, glad you got around to giving this album its due.

    "There are pianos, too, and synthesizers, and ultra-serious ba­cking vocals, and epic instrumental passages"
    And it totally works, despite what people say. The band were at such a peak at the time that they could use their grit and artistic drive to make such a thing work out. This song is great, and you're right, it has one of the best melodies on the album.

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